Helloooo Sailor!
Conversations with Simon during bathtime last night:
Simon: i need whores for my boat
Me: excuse me?
Simon: whores
Me: whores?
Simon: for my boat (at which point Simon takes the shampoo bottles and pretends to row a boat with them)
Me: oh, OARS!
Simon: ya, whores.
Simon's birthday ticker above is bunk. I've just been too busy to fix it. He'll be 4 on May 30.